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Newsflash

>> Click here for latest SAM group ride list <<

Updated 2nd May 2012

Green Badge holders, let us in on your favorite roads

and offer to lead a group ride. Just one a year will be

most helpfull?

Check the list for available dates and email...

group_rides@solent-advanced-motorcyclists.co.uk

with some details.

Saturday or Sunday, your choice.

The club will appreciate your input.

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Written by Anon Biker   
Dear Editor,
 
 I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
 could be a crucial decision.
 
 I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
 usual signs ... phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife
 has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their
 names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
 
 I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
 walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
 got out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I
 once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was. She went
 berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was
 I checking up on her.
 
 Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
 down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again
 and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my 2006
 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could
 get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
 
 It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed that
 the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this
 something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?